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Oh god, that picnic was awesome.
I am so happy right now I could jizz. Q A Q

WHAT? YOU DIDN'T GO TO LE HETALIA PICNIC?

Don't worry, I've gotcha covered.

SUMMARY (From Big brothers view):
Arrival. Brought a cooler full of mountain dew and cinibuns. I was about to sneak up on you guys without my mask and pop up from behind, but then Pedo Russia was all "OMG U GAIZ LOOK GHETTO FRANCE"
And I was all ".......oui. Bonjour. >D +++"
I put mai mask on and the PARTY BEGAN o A o <33
First epic thing that happened: I tried to....I forget what it was, but I was trying to molest and/or hug America, and I forget how it happened, but I sort of....back dropped her. Well, it was more of a "pick up fall backwards" thing, because she bounced off my chest, and my head smacked to the pavement. And I scrambled around the floor for a moment (in pain) and everyone was (of course) going ARE YOU OKAY D: It was pretty awesome.
NEXT THING THAT HAPPENED TO BIG BROTHER.
I caught up with my moe moe Canada <3 She gave me the Kigre button I commished her for <3 I'll wait until she posts a picture of it up so you guys can see it. Speaking of which, go give ~Polar-Parasite money now. She deserves it ;3; Oh, and then we all sat in the grass and played truth or dare. And someone dared me to say England is better than me.
...use your imaginations on what happened next. I'm not going into details.
But EVERYONE was amazing <33 Germany and Prussia and Austria were so much fun together ;w; <3 Germany got abused by Austria, Prussia tried to steal Hungary (and got whipped) Some one dared Prussia to get spanked by Austria (And got whipped again <3) Oh Prussia.... you just need more love <3
The ONLY GUY THERE was cosplaying as the girliest character in the whole series (BESIDES POLAND) I'm talking of course...about N. Italy. I had raped him several times over, but it was no fun because 75 percent of the time, Germany ignored his cries for help jAj
Poor Italia...
China was a tourist eating toasted almonds. Fuckyes.
Spain doubled as a Japan desu ne~
There was a colonial America and England. YOU WERE....SO BIG.
Others...others....
America got a whole bunch of presents for his birthday like a car and a cake and safety titties. And Barack Obama.
OH. OH.
I was talking to Germany and Prussia, and I told Germany what noises he makes when he's having sex. (From a text I got)
Basically, all it was was him screaming (in German) something about being a German Machine, bowing to your homeland, and BOOM DAS DYNAMIT *COMEFACE*
{{EDIT}} (Okay guys...I feel like a fucking dick riding asshead for this. The original quote was stolen from ~RikusShadow. Go talk to her if you want supreme lulz......It was still funny as hell, though.)
Prussia was laughed so hard she was crying, Germany just face palmed and walked off.
GERMANY.....KING OF FACE PALM.

Photoshoot was great. Ask all the others for photos cause I 'aint got none :>
After everyone ate and otherstuff--HOLYSHITIFORGOT
There was an amazing Australia. Oh god she was so cute <3333
how could I forget QDQ
Forgive me m(_ _)m
BUT ANYWAY
After everyone ate and most people left, a small group of us gathered together on the grass and doodled in each others notebooks. <3 They drew me...a Hero America with a huge Nantucket, nakedneko!America and nakedskunk!France toasting wineglasses with France's obvious rose over his privates and a Florida over America's 8D and I also got...an uke Canada, a naked Iggy, an Iggy mochi, and swine flu <3 and later, everyone had a nice nap on my boobs <3
While I had a nice nap on Germany's tummy :> <33
I'm so happy everyone loves Big Brother~<33

Guys, thank you so much for making my whole summer worthwhile with your nutty fuckin' antics. ilu <333

If I forgot anything, please inform me and I will add it in right away.

OH AND BTW
Lately, I've always had this feeling of bugs crawling on me, and THAT FREAKS ME OUT BECAUSE THAT IS MY WORST FEAR BESIDES ROLLERCOASTERS.
And just the other night, I had this dream where I went over this guys house and sat in his basement, and there was this HUGE fucking butterfly on the wall. I'm talking huge like, SIZE OF THE WALL HUGE. And it was flapping around, and then it landed on my leg, and I was all "JKSGHLIUAT GET IT OFFFFFF ;A;" I was screaming and crying and everything.
Well, I'm gonna go to the corner store to buy ramen for my sister and I.

Love you guys, PaperMaskFrance....signing out <3